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Patrick Riley
Rex, re your question about first experiences with adult beverages:
I do remember my "first taste of sin"! Yep ... "first time for everything". It was at a Roswell Country Club's 4th of July BBQ. On the grounds was a Budweiser beer wagon dispensing free draft beer. As you might expect, there was a line. I was in the 8th grade at the time and joined the queue fully expecting to be turned away. But no, upon reaching the head of the line, I was handed a 16 ounce cup of a frothy beverage. It didn't taste that good, maybe even bad, but I started with a "big old sip" and finished it without doing a "double back flip".
Perhaps unfortunately, I soon acquired a taste for this fermented malt beverage and could "chug-a-lug" with the best of them ... "burns your tummy, don't you know" but I soon "swallowed it with a smile".
This lead to a raft of not so great activities "like I ain't never seen" including:
- Fermenting hard cider in a "mason jar" by adding yeast to apple juice and leaving in a warm sunny spot. It was "homemade and brought to school" (South Junior High) where I'd freely share it with "other fools".
- Stealing liquor from my parent's liquor cabinet. We "helped ourselves" and we'd "drink our fill" even if we had to "sneak off behind" the garage.
- Along with John Denton, making our own hard stuff by purchasing a still from Edmund Scientific and becoming amateur moonshiners (this didn't end well when, in an attempt to make our version of distilled Cognac brandy from Welch's grape juice, sugar, and yeast; the still clogged and blew up in his mom's utility room dying the walls a permanent purple).
- Creating my first fake ID so I could buy the real stuff. This worked ... I became a regular at several local liquor stores usually purchasing A-1 Pilsner Beer 40 ounce Big Brown Jugs ... the cheapest beer by the ounce.
- Providing fake IDs to a number of classmates after I'd perfected the technique.
- At first we "snuck in" but after gaining confidence that our false identity documents actually worked, a group of us would occasionally visit local bars and lounges for a cocktail ... "somethin' like I ain't never seen" before ... kind of a "jukebox and sawdust floor" experience.
- Posing as an airman at the Walker Air Force base base exchange to purchase beer even cheaper.
- Being picked up and detained three different times by the Roswell Police Department for driving around with friends drinking beer. They mostly wanted to move upstream by finding out how you got the beer and would turn us loose after you said an "airman bought it for me".
- Keeping liquor "brought to school" in my locker. I'd often share it with a "friend of mine after class".
- Along with classmates, often hidden in the trunk, going to one of Roswell's three drive in movies with a minimum of two six-packs each. No surprise that I don't remember most of the movies very well.
- Playing a number of drinking games. One favorite was repeatedly drinking a shot glass of beer every minute until there was only one man left standing. My "ears still ring" from this activity.
- Spiking my date's soft drink with sloe gin or some other sweet tasting liquor in hopes that her inhibitions would relax (this never worked).
- Speed contests seeing who could drink a quart of beer the fastest (a true "chug-a-lug").
- Being grabbed by a deputy sheriff for relieving myself, after too many beers, in the parking lot of Carmello's. Fortunately the sheriff was Demo Metarelis' brother George who let me off with a stern lecture after escorting me to Carmello's restroom to finish up.
- Along with John Denton, Don Hayes, Tom Mangham, Howard Holt, and others ... building our own private beer bust party spot about a half mile north of U.S. 380 on a sandy beach on the east side of the Pecos River just before Comanche Hill. With substantial effort, we cut a trail through the dense salt cedars from the bridge to our semi-private beach. The trail head entrance was disguised.
- Plus other activities I can't reveal until I'm sure the statute of limitations has run.
All of these memories kinda make me "wanna holler hi-dee-ho"!
Oh, are you wonder about my quoted phrases in bold? They're all credit of Roger Miller's song Chug-A-Lug ... see full lyrics below with plagerized phrases in red.
"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end." (another copied song lyric but this one's not by Roger Miller).
"Chug-A-Lug"
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler hi-dee-ho
Burns your tummy, don't you know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Grape wine in a mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine and after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that
We'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Mmmmm, my ears still ring
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler hi-dee-ho
Burns your tummy, don't you know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
4H and an FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me and a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered up
Moonshine still and we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallowed it with a smile
Ooh, I run ten mile
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler hi-dee-ho
Burns your tummy, don't you know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Jukebox and sawdust floor
Somethin' like I ain't never seen
Heck, I'm just going on 15,
But with the help of my fanaglin' uncle
I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said let me have a big old sip
Bbbbb I done a double back flip
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you wanna holler hi-dee-ho
Burns your tummy, don't you know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
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