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03/07/25 06:26 PM

#8302

Fred Miller

This Tim Conway skit always puts me on the floor...and apparently Harvey Korman too...

"Tim sticking his leg with novocaine was priceless"!!

~ The Shadow Knows

03/11/25 10:01 AM

#8303

Sherry Hester (Trasp)

Have a wondeful day!
I don't approve of political jokes......
I've seen too many get elected.

Did you hear there's a coin shortage in America?

We're running out of comman cents.

I used to think I was indecisive.......
but now I'm not so sure.

Moses was leading his people through the
desert for 40 years. It seems, even in biblical
times men avoided asking for directions.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear brighter until they speak.

Sherry, these are pretty darn good!! ~ The Shadow

03/11/25 03:05 PM

#8304

Rex Booth

Trade...

03/11/25 05:43 PM

#8305

Rex Booth

For all you History Buffs out there....

3rd Street School, Roswell, N.M. Location: 401 West 3rd Street

( built 1891-92)

A (3) room brick building built at a cost of $5,000

Opened 1892 with enrollment of 78 students

3rd Street School was built on the same block before "Junior High" was built in 1929 which later became "North Junior High"

The Present location now is Roswell Independent School Offices

03/12/25 05:46 PM

#8306

Rex Booth

'Kwoat of the Day'

"As we get older, there are 3 things we lose. Memory is 1st. .... I forgot the other 3."

03/13/25 07:14 AM

#8307

Fred Miller

A gem from Mickey Mantle...

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

03/13/25 06:57 PM

#8308

Rex Booth

Fred, that was a good one by MM!

03/14/25 03:38 PM

#8309

Fred Miller

Rex, Yogi Berra is a gold mine of sayings...

"Baseball is 90% physical. The other half is mental"

- Yogi Berra

03/14/25 06:16 PM

#8310

Rex Booth

Soothsayer: "Beware, the Ides of March"!!!

Julius Caesar: "The Ides of March are come.."

Soothsayer: "Aye, Caesar, but not gone..."

"Dear Hearts"... Check out the "Southern" version of Julius Caesar as told by "Brother Dave Gardner"!!!

03/15/25 07:43 AM

#8311

Fred Miller

One of my favorites... and if you ain't John... I'm Gone!!

03/16/25 08:27 AM

#8312

Fred Miller

I know all of you have been losing sleep wondering about this. So I did some extensive research, and...

03/17/25 09:41 AM

#8313

Sherry Hester (Trasp)

st patricks day

03/17/25 11:41 AM

#8314

John Landess

'Biodh l'a maith agat' to all!! And I trust everyone will be having corned beef and cabbage with a sip of guiness on the side today!

03/21/25 06:48 PM

#8315

Rex Booth

"Pecos Valley Light Show"

03/26/25 09:15 AM

#8316

Rex Booth

Are we busy Spring Cleaning...?

This week has been much warmer like the middle 80's in the Pecos Valley. Here are a few things around the house I've been able to accomplish...

Started watering at the end of February on a 10 day schedule for now. Already seeing specs of green in the Bermuda grass. Replaced (4) sprinkler heads in the lawn sprinkler system. Pulled out the lawnmower, fueled with fresh gas, started 'er up and found the engine was pulsating and not keeping a consistent speed during idle or at top end. Pulled carburetor and installed a new Honda carb. Took her out for a run and she ran like a top! Then proceeded to change the oil with 10/30. I disassembled the old carb and found dirt in small passage ways. The tiny holes of the jet were also partially plugged with debris. So with the help of spray carb cleaner was able to remove all the bad stuff. The needle seat and float were OK. Let's see now, what's on the agenda for today... hmm

So what have "You" got up your sleeve today...?

03/27/25 01:12 PM

#8317

Rex Booth

An "Alky-haul" meme...

03/28/25 11:55 AM

#8318

John Landess

WOW, that Rex has a lot of energy!!! (or is it alky haul?) ha

As for me, now in my middle age, I have been waiting for a little rain to make the grass grow, and then maybe I will get on the mower. After that, I think I will just head to Alaska again.

Meantime, I was doing a little cleaning and when dusting my bookshelf, pulled down the 1961 Coyote (the only one I have. Thanks to Johnny A. passing one along from Betty??) Anyhoo, I started reading it and cracking up on the Senior's "Future Plans" and "Suppressed Desire". Some of them are a riot. I am guessing that class of '62 had the same questions?? I was surprised at the number of young ladies hoping to attend a Service Academy.

I saw one that I know fulfilled part of her suppressed desires... Linda Lepard (Weathers)...I know she teaches dancing, but did she get to sing in the Ray Charles Chorus?? Tommy??

As to the guys, one wanted to fight Floyd Patterson, but I am with the guy that wanted to appointed the "American Ambassador to Juarez" NOW, that was a plan!

03/31/25 06:06 PM

#8319

Rex Booth

A "tourist in Vienna" is walking through a graveyard when, out of nowhere, he starts hearing music. With no one around, he begins searching for the source. Eventually, he tracks it down to a grave with a headstone that reads: “Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.”

He’s stunned to realize the music is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony... being played backward! Confused, he leaves and convinces a friend to come back with him. When they return, the music has changed to the Seventh Symphony, also being played backward.

Curious, they consult a music expert. When they return with him, they hear the Fifth Symphony... and once again, it’s backward! The expert points out that the symphonies are playing in reverse order of their composition: 9th, 7th, and 5th. By the next day, the crowd has grown, and they’re now hearing the Third Symphony, still backward.

Just then, the caretaker of the graveyard strolls by. Someone asks him if he has any explanation for the music. With a shrug, he replies: “I thought it was obvious... He’s decomposing"... 🎼🎶🎵 🙄

04/03/25 10:44 AM

#8320

Rex Booth

Lost River... how to float your boat...