AT NO TIME DO NOT PUT HANDS OR ANY PART OF YOUR BODY IN THE WATER WHILE THE GENTERATOR IS RUNNING. ALL IT TAKES IS about 20 sec, then turn off the genterator off un plug the cord,use net to pick up fish.

This will help John get around

01/17/14 10:49 AM

#611

Johnny,

Hope every goes smooth and you wind up with longer pole casts. It is true, Weathers & I do need a refresher course on fish leader knot-tying. Turley said he would attend the Allensworth Fishing class, but you'd probably have to tie the proverbial knot for him....

01/17/14 11:36 AM

#612

Billy Turley

Let's get the title correct. It is not the fishing school. It is The Old Sage School for Remedial Knot Tying 101,Left Handed Threads and Spare Tire Changing. With certificates available for Nail Filing and Gum Chewing(while walking with out hurting ones self). Financial assistance available to qualified applicants, Send your $25.00 application fee to me. No personal checks accepted.

01/17/14 05:32 PM

#613

REX & BILLY you have it all wrong,

1. obtain 1lb of C-4, or 1/4 stick of TNT, Blasting caps and fuse. Cut the CF-4 in to 4 oz's each insert cap, in each 4oz crimp about 6 to 12 inches of fuse. Now add 8oz of lead weight, light fuse throw about 10 to 15 feet away from your boat. ( OH make sure your have the boat motor running, where you can get away from the blast area fast. Stay away for about 10 min to make sure no fish an game come around.

2. have a large net to pick up the fish that are on top of the water.

3 Use a small generator with a electric cord pluged in to it and 15 feet that can be droped in the water. Strip the cord part that is in the water, add some weight, drop the cord in the water then start the genterator.

AT NO TIME DO NOT PUT HANDS OR ANY PART OF YOUR BODY IN THE WATER WHILE THE GENTERATOR IS RUNNING. ALL IT TAKES IS about 20 sec, then turn off the genterator off un plug the cord,use net to pick up fish.

P.S. add some extra weight to the center of the cord, in case someone comes around and before you leave. (no cord no prove )

01/17/14 09:29 PM

#614

Johnny, Not to Worry....

While you are getting your energy back... Turley is at the Helm. What we really mean is don't panic, yet.

I always thought the native Indian description of 'Ole Sage' was a 'county' in Oklahoma... and 101 was a highway in California that stretches from LA north to Olympia, Washington. On a side trip, 101 goes through Paso Robles which is 25 miles east of Cholame is near the fork at Hwy 46 & 41 where James Dean had his deadly car wreak in Cholame. There is a monument erected in Cholame by a man living in Japan who was a real fan of James Dean.

01/17/14 10:16 PM

#615

Tommy Weathers

I must stop taking the new meds. What Rex just said made since.

01/18/14 09:42 AM

#616

Linda,

Please make sure Tommy continues to take his meds, cause left threaded nuts & bolts are starting to come out of the woodwork. Osage IS a county in Oklahoma.....That is the geography lesson for today. Class is dismissed.

01/18/14 10:45 AM

#617

Johnny, Hope you are back at your post soon!! There needs to be some adult leadership here! Lynn, pamper him!

btw, Rex, the amount of trivia you have illustrates a sad and desolant life, get help (soon) !!!

And Bill, love that you have a meter, I have been known as a bit of a BSer myself, but I always enjoy listening to a professional, so carry on. (a bit of warning, NSA has probabably picked up your C4 narrative, so be prepared for waterboarding, etc)

01/18/14 11:51 AM

#618

Patricia Hundley (Lappin)

John L,

Man you hit the nail right on the head!. Delbert McClinton did a song about getting some professional help. I told Turley we should start addressing you as "Herr Kinsey". Lettuce know when group therapy begins...

Here's a picture of a Lass for you lonely Alaskan boys up there suffering from cabin fever.

You voted for her, didn't ya?

"You Betcha" !!

01/18/14 12:26 PM

#619

John

Follow the orders of the doctor and your "Nurse" and you will be up and at em in no time. Hope it is quick as I know from experience it is not good to try to keep men down for long. Grant had same surgery and was not a good patient. lol

Trish L

01/19/14 09:46 AM

#620

Rex, Good photoshopping!!! I know Sarah and she never looked that good, plus she doesn't drink cheap wine!

As a sidenote, no, did not vote for her. She was not as popular with many Alaskans, as many seem to think. I was involved with Senator Ted Stevens and many of his campaigns. His widow was a classmate of mine in Anchorage.

As to the sessions, I am working on a schedule for those needing to join, It is bigger than I thought!!!

01/20/14 09:38 AM

#621

JOHN You need to order some of this Fountain of Youth water

FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES
These four older ladies who lived in Italy
Always sat outside together near the church
And chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together
And bought a laptop.

Never having been, but having heard all about Florida,
They just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.
They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by
The Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four
Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.
The rest of this story will make you a believer, because
Here they are today...................

No.......This is TRUE! Really!
Would We lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an
Incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.
Seriously ..
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!

Make checks payable to:
"Democratic National Committee"
You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you especially
About your health and well being!

01/20/14 10:47 AM

#622

Pat Sullins (Carpenter)

Bill, enclosed is my $749.98 for HALF a bottle of the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. I don't think my poor old body could stand a full bottle. Please send it as quickly as possible! Thanks, Pat

01/20/14 11:11 AM

#623

John L. we've got another hot candidate for your upcoming Herr Kinsey group therapy sessions... the lad who posted the pictures of old Eye-talion women. One of those who believe in the Fountain of Youth and other fairy tales....

Here's some more trivia for ya. During her senior year, this lass was co-captain and point guard of her basketball team that won the 1982 Alaska state championship. That earned her the nickname "Sarah Barracuda" for her competitive streak. Her thighs show off some real muscle definition. After that she won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant,then finished third in the Miss Alaska pageant.She played the flute... (no comments from the cheering section) in the talent portion of the contest,and received the Miss Congeniality award and a college scholarship. It is my understanding she did some modeling, so ispo facto... the classy picture with a glass of 'not so cheap' Cabernet Sauvignon. I agree, the picture taken some 15 years ago is not a photo-shop of Tina Fey...

Since you were buddies with Stevens did you receive free home renovations from that wealthy oilman?

Keep them cards and letters comin' right on in

01/20/14 05:14 PM

#624

Tommy Weathers

Pat don't drink to much of that stuff. Looks to me like it causes lumps under your skin.

01/20/14 07:28 PM

#625

Wow, that water must be something. I would order some, but don't know if I could adjust to having a body like that. I guess one could sign up for gender change counseling or something!!! However, Tennessee spring water and Alaska glacier water must be ok. My last annual check up resulted in being declared physically in my 40 to 50's (well, except for the hair loss and a "few" wrinkles, etc.).

Rex, I had just as much work done on my house as Ted did......after the election, and the HIGH PROFILE investigation, there was determined to be no evidence of any thing, except for the oil service contractor trying to stay out of any jail for previous illegalities. However, all worked out for the Dems, they got their man elected..though he is being a disappointment... mostly standing with fellow Alaskans against the Obama-nation.. Well enough political ranting.

What are the the 2014 gathering plans? Any jackalope hunting planned?? I have a head mount of one that I have had for years. I had my daughter convinced that they were all over there, and on her first trip to NM with me in 2000, she was trying to spot them. I even bought her an official license at Tucumcari. After a couple of days, her brother told her the scoop! Boy, was she POed at the old man!

I remember several guys in my scout troop snipe hunting down by the Pecos on aweekend camp out. I wuz in the cow patty ambush team!!!

PS. I was once the escort for Miss Kenai. She didn't place but was elected Miss Congeniality. Got invited to a lot of open houses, etc. during the week with good wine available, so was worth the trouble.

01/21/14 11:23 AM

#626

http://www.sudftw.com/jackcon.htm

John L.

Who said one can never "set the record straight". Now can I have the name of that oilman again, I need some work done on my house...

Miss Kenai beautimous pageant? Cool! Ruidoso is holding a beauty pageant this August during our annual gathering. One of the contestants is an Indian Princess beauty. She's looking for an escort. Her name is Maria Bigrope. I know a fellow in Ruidoso who can put in a good word for you. Mack who has experience in these things, says you may have to steal her corn before her Daddy gives his blessing. After that we can go Jackalope tracking 'n snipe huntin'. Bring two tow sacks.

You need to let your daughter know the truth.... Jackalopes are real. Here's proof. This site says it's a conspiracy by the government to cover up the truth about Jackalopes... kinda like the Roswell Incident...? ha

01/21/14 11:57 AM

#627

Billy Turley

Tommy,

Water did not cause those bumps under the skin. Silicon did. Ha.

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#628

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#629